Tomorrow is Judgement Day !!!!

My regular readers know that I have been living in 'Planet Hollywood'   for a while .... and the billboards of Orange County have been proclaiming   May 21st, 2011,   ~ like tomorrow ~ as   Judgement Day or the Day of the Rapture, for a while now!

From Oakland to Los Angeles to Orange County & beyond, billboards warning of  May 21st as our Judgment Day Deadline can be found scattered throughout cities and on signs near Highways. Supporters of Harold Camping,  and the idea that May 21st, 2011,  will bring the Rapture with the Second Coming of Jesus, have strategically placed these billboards to help spread the word.  While it’s impossible to confirm that tomorrow will indeed be the Day of Judgment, but based on all of the signs of the Apocalypse, I think that there is a good chance that the End Times are coming. The recent tornadoes in the midwest, fires in Texas, dead fish in various states and massive Earthquake & Tsunami in Japan are all warnings from their G-D that Jesus will soon be sent to Earth for Armageddon.   

And then there's Obama's Abandonment of Israel .....  but, seriously,

Why would these people pay money to place billboards all over the place?  Family Radio and Harold Camping don’t really gain much from the exposure .... except perhaps a lot of ridicule next week????

Their Bible states apparently that 7,000 years after the great flood,  Jesus will return to rule over the Earth for three and a half years before G-d’s End of the World. The Times of the End are a very scary thing for both religious, and non-religious idiots alike..... Ooooooh!    Those Saved in the Rapture will be taken away from their earthly families in an instant as they are saved by Gd,  and will spend the rest of eternity in his glory in a Disney funworld called Heaven. 

  

All christians or 'believers' (does that mean believers in today's midnight apocalypse, or the Idol called jesus I wonder, hmmmm?)  will be "caught up in the air" to meet their 'make'r & live in 'rapture' in a mythical place called Heaven! I often pondered in a quiet moment how 'rapture' could be achieved outside of "hades" or "hell", but perhaps that is my undoubted unbelief!!!  Or maybe my definition of 'Rapture' is radically different!

Anyways, back to theme ..... I culled this off the internet today ..... "But when I say that the Rapture and Judgment Day begins on May 21st, 2011 after which all hope is gone, I am not saying this in at all the same vain as any other predictions ever made. In fact, I am not even including May 21st, 2011 in the category of prediction, but in the realm of absolute fact. Why? Never before in all history has Gd brought forth from the Bible alone so much evidence and proofs that we are right at the end of the world. These proofs have not come through dreams, visions, tongues, a voice, a so-called word of knowledge, or any other extra-biblical revelation, but from the Bible and the Bible alone, which can be shown to be true ..."    WTG,  Harold Camping!!    At least you're not afraid to put your money where your mouth is!

And,  the Seal of truth on the matter .... there is even a Facebook event page called 'Post Rapture Looting' set to activate an event at 12 noon tomorrow in all the major cities of the world!   More than 10,000 people have subscribed to this farce so I want Dibs on the Vatican .... not only can I return what they stole from my people, but I can be an Indie Girl for sure!!!!! (..... I want Nathan Fillion to be my Indie boy!!)

Wonder if the Sperminator is involved ..... so for today he can be the Scareminator!!!!

And if the rapture occurs while we are sleeping,  and that makes tomorrow Judgement Day then today is the 'Eve of Destruction' !!!!

Enjoy the Music ......   & the Satire as Sweet & Stinging as a Sabre's Slash!

Shabbat Shalom!